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Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my genitalea. It turns out that I was having nightmares and I squeezed my balls because I was so terrified. I popped 3 blood vessels in my scrotum and now walk with a limp. FML

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    If you watch how...move you’ll mistake me for a playa or pimp Been hit wit a few shells...

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    hahahahah! nightmare after nightmare

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    omfg, i literally...off the chair laughing after reading this. LMAO

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